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I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. You don’t believe in the Force, do you? Still, she’s got a lot of spirit. I don’t know, what do you think?

I’ve been hiding it for so long. I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Take me to your leader! How much did you make me? Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man.

Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Is that a cooking show? Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. No! The cat shelter’s on to me.

Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped. You’re going to do his laundry? I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave. I had more, but you go ahead. I’m Santa Claus! Your best is an idiot! Why did you bring us here?

I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Why would a robot need to drink? You mean while I’m sleeping in it? But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose.

Aww, it’s true. I’ve been hiding it for so long. I had more, but you go ahead. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Soothe us with sweet lies. It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? Okay, I like a challenge.

Why would I want to know that? Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Shinier than yours, meatbag. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Then we’ll go with that data file! Why would a robot need to drink? I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.

Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze. I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine. Don’t underestimate the Force. Ye-ha! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. Red Five standing by. Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

Super squeaky bum time! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

You’re all clear, kid. Let’s blow this thing and go home! Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There’s nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain’t my idea of courage. It’s more like…suicide. The Force is strong with this one. I have you now.

Bender?! You stole the atom. When will that be? I wish! It’s a nickel. Okay, I like a challenge. Shinier than yours, meatbag. No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!

Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!